Subject: Happy Halloween (fwd)


Top 10 things that sound dirty on Halloween but aren't:

10) So... what'd YOU get in the sack?
9) Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning
8) Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!
7) Those little are gone in a few licks
6) I got the best piece from that house
5) Quite screwing around on the porch
4 Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling
3) It was so filled and heavy I had to use both hands
2) They suck you dry if they get their teeth in ya
1) I bobbed but couldn't get my mouth around it